Total Medals Earned: 5,686 (From 824 different games.) Total Medal Score: 101,540 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/310 points)
Acheive a distance of 25,000 meters
Acheive a distance of 50,000 meters
Acheive a distance of 75,000 meters
Acheive a distance of 100,000 meters
Acheive a distance of 150,000 meters
Acheive a distance of 200,000 meters
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/60 points)
You Just Kill The First zombie
Earned by getting the first Key
Earned by getting the first new Weapon
Earned by Kill 200 zombies
Medals Earned: 7/27 (65/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (75/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/500 points)
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Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/60 points)
Make your mother proud.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
That's not how Mario did it.
You must have some in order to survive.
Medals Earned: 7/15 (35/95 points)
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
It's hard to come by.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
Rock and roll!
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (25/25 points)
Go you. you waited for the preloader to load the game and did.....NOTHING!!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (65/240 points)
Complete first level
Complete 8 levels
Complete 8 levels on Professional difficulty
Complete all levels
Complete all levels with 'A' rating
Complete all levels on Professional difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!